Degree in Switzerland: two ladies from Kreuzlingen lead Alan into a frenzy

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“You are so dirty!” Two ladies from Kreuzlingen lead the Bachelor in a double delirium

Strange but true! In episode 7 of this year’s season, Fabienne and Veronika demonstrate that Lake Constance is something like an aphrodisiac inland sea.

Kreuzlingen, people! Kreuzlingen hijacks the damn dates of dreams! Ok, now you will ask: what is Kreuzlingen? What are dream dates? Thus, “der Kreuzling”, in the dative plural “den Kreuzlingen”, is a very religious amphibian. Just imagine a salamander carrying a cross.

And just like amphibians do, they live on land and in water. A bit like the bachelor and his ladies. The only woman who was clearly just a country lady and who was afraid of jumping into the water was Mia, and therefore, logically, the bachelor amphibious Alan no longer liked.

But we were in Kreuzlingen! In the distant and much-cited Middle Ages, which is said to have been dark, dirty and damp, a kind of lock under the ages (though, who knows exactly!), A host of salamanders carrying crosses settled on the shores of beautiful Lake Constance and quickly founded a settlement. And since the salamanders were called Kreuzlinge, they called their settlement “the place that belongs to Kreuzlingen”. And that, dear ones, is the whole and true story of how Kreuzlingen was born. No fake!

Bad, right? He will sit down with four women one after the other at well-laid tables and lay them on freshly made beds, try all the women and see which one he likes best. Dream dates will only be shown next time, but it is already clear that 50 percent of them belong to Kreuzlingen. Because two of the four dream women come from the medieval salamanders settlement on the enchanting Lake Constance. Namely nurse Fabienne, 22, a dog lover, and Veronika, 28, the flight attendant with conjunctivitis.

Sorry? Haven’t you checked it yet? There was already everything to read about the double coup at the “Kreuzlinger Zeitung” and the “Weinfelder Nachrichten” in October! Regarding the fact that Fabienne once did makeup tutorials on YouTube, which she is now ashamed of, and is more interested in bearded men than Alan. And that Veronika describes the atmosphere among the ladies thus: “You could describe them as four seasons, a mixture of hot, cold, stormy and flowery”.

According to Alan, Veronika has “For the Bluet”. And since that really keeps it going, the two sing our dialogue duet of the week:
Alan: “What could be more beautiful? Nice Wii, nice old town … “
Veronika: “Good man!”
Alan: “Pretty Woman !! You are very sexy. “
Veronika: “You don’t even want to know what I think of you.”
Alan: “You have a great sense of humor, really.”
(Kiss)
Alan: “Oh my God, ey, you got a little bit so dirty, ey,
but you like it! “
Veronika: “So I’m just uff d’Welt cho, dirty.”
Alan: “I want everything! I want din Chärn! I know one hundred percent!”
Veronika: “I’m kai a Schpilbrett or some öppis. I am a woman with many values ​​”.

Let’s learn: Alan loves blood that has been heated over a fire (“I can never öppis afää mitere woman, where chalt isch”) and dirty things. That’s why at this point we move forward a little quickly, leave behind us several childish jokes (pack Mandy’s suitcase and put it in front of the door; pour water on Veronika) and the somewhat traditional Portuguese challenge, in which the ladies first they wear seven petticoats and then remove a fish head «süggele» (Alan) must show in the photo.

Then we zoom in on the latest social gathering of Mandy, Angie, Francesca, Fabienne, Veronika and Xenia, before the “Night of the Roses” tears them apart like the great Kreuzlingen spring tide of poor salamanders. So you’re sitting around a tea table, Fabienne looks like the porcelain jug in front of her, and Alan wants to know from each of them why she deserved a dream date. Three of them emphasize their animal character:

Veronika: “I’m a horny pig, dirty asshole, I’m a woman for everything.” (But still no “Schpilbrett o öppis”.)
Angie: “Of course I will take the whole package with me. We always say: visually a lady, in bed a bastard “.
Alan: “Wow, so muess jedi Frau be.”
Fabienne: “Dirty with them, I think I’ll get over them both.”
Alan: “That’s how I do it! Excessive, sälbscht conscious and marked. ”

Three bad guys are one too many, Alan might have told himself. Send Angie home. But what’s right for him, after all, his maternal feelings are even stronger than his feelings. And Mandy has to leave too, even though she was the only one to feel the fish’s head. Hm.

Guys, shall we bet? Which woman will win the race? My salamander prediction says he likes Francesca best, but Kreuzlinger’s famous luck-telling pig stumbles between Fabienne and Veronika, while the blue pepper in front of my window votes like crazy for Xenia. I don’t have the faintest idea either. But that Lisbon is a really beautiful city, that became clear once again in this episode.